TRAGIC DEATH OF A LOCAL COUNCILLOR

The tragic death of a local councillor (and no, it isn't the one you might be wishing to the moon for) is greatly exagerated.

Well, not so much exagerated as NOT TRUE.

Drop by the Honeywood Beef Barbbque and see if all our favourite elected officials are alive, or if you can pick out the weekend at Bernie's corpse.

The community is rife with rumours that the said councillor planted those very same rumours as to get out of having to organize the beef bbque this year, but trust Minebuster.

All local councillors are alive and none of them died in their sleep at the age of 43.