While this blog has been primarily been political in nature, at times it is important to do your civic duty and pass on an important public service announcement.
This one is about people's health.
There is a new virulent strain of an old disease.
The new disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible affliction!
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2006...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 4 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. One dose is all that is required, taken on October 25, 2010
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2006...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 4 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. One dose is all that is required, taken on October 25, 2010
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. Or least the ones with a sense of humour.
Symptoms of Gonorrhea Lectim include: hair pulling, head banging, hysteria and increased profanity.
ReplyDeleteSerious and widespread side-effects include a complete loss of agricultural land, drinking water, tax base and the dissapearance of rural neighbourhoods as well as increasing air and sound pollution. Cancer increases are to be expected.
Gonorrhea Lectim is most devasting to the offspring of the victims as they will inherit the gene that carries all the side-effects.
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