Wednesday, June 27, 2012

LOVE TO BE A CRICKET ON THE WALL AT THE ARA HEAINGS TOMORROW

WHY?

Well because the Farmers Almanac says you can tell the temperature by the number of times a cricket chirps.

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Fahrenheit, count number of chirps in 14 seconds then add 40 to get temperature.

Example: 30 chirps + 40 = 70° F

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Celsius, count number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 to get temperature.

Ex: 48 chirps /(divided by) 3 + 4 = 20° C

I would expect the chirps per 14 seconds to exceed the boiling point-mostly by the Aggregate Industry as they see more and more of the truth get through to the politicans
and press.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous27 June, 2012

    Anxious for your report Mine Buster. While we await,perhaps we can take a moment to remember a wonderful farm woman from out community, wife, mother and friend...Joan Train. She lost to cancer, but won at life.

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  2. Anonymous28 June, 2012

    Drive by..... "they know people, who know people", what a condescending and offensive statement. Yes we know damn well that they know people and that is what we suspect and are afraid of. We know that Mr. McGuinty frequents Highland cocktail parties, he 'knows people' alright. The stupid game that these politicians play is utterly disgusting. I don't think I can watch this pantomime and listen to the platitudes any longer, it's not helping my blood pressure....AAAHHHHH!

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