Tongue firmly in cheek anonymous Political blog
Dear Mr. Klarman,Thank you for giving Melancthon the BEST Christmas present ever by taking your billions and going home. Now, if you would be SO kind as to let the farmers buy this precious land back so we can return to producing food for the people of Ontario. (this means resisting tempting offers to turn your thousands of acres into WIND TURBINE CITY.) Oh, and thanks for leaving our water alone, too. It's been a slice, Seth, but to be honest, I hope we never hear your name mentioned again. EVER.