Read the minutes here: http://melancthontownship.ca/13council/minutes.april18.pdf
What the hell kind of performance measure is this?
IF only there were a search button on the Township of Melancthon's website, we could search all the classic quotes from Geriatric Jorden.
And honestly if this crappy blog can put a search function on it, why in the HELL can't Melancthon put one on their site?
Ah ha...if they did, we could in fact, search all the classic quotes from Geriatric Jorden about how "fairly close" he is to wrapping his, by now, at least 8 year update of the Official Plan.
So lets take a look through history and apply Geriatric Jorden's "fairly close" comment and see how acceptable it would be (to anyone other than Melancthon Council).
RHETT TO SCARLETT: Frankly Scarlett, I am getting "fairly close" to not giving a damn.
SARGENT SCHULTZ: I am getting "fairly close" to seeing NOTHING!!!
BILL CLINTON: I was "fairly close" to not having sex with that woman.
You see, it means nothing.
Hopefully, Geriatric Jorden is "fairly close" to retirement and to having milked the taxpayers of Melancthon dry and they can hire a full time planner for less than what they pay him who can actually get some work done and then spend the EXTRA money on fixing the goddamn roads.
Speaking of which, take the poll on this blog about the roads. Are you satisfied with the conditions of the roads in Melancthon?